Wednesday, December 28, 2011

New Year's Resolutions

Haven't blogged since February. Well, I guess not a lot has changed. I'm still in the same crappy job, only it's worse now than ever. But that is not what this blog is about. Some one on Facebook asked what New Year's resolutions we'll be making this year. And since my response is long and probably not family friendly, I decided to blog it.

I always say that I am going to be a better person. Well, fuck that, I am already a decent person, but always end the year cranky and frustrated. So, I am going to just start out that way. 2012 is going to be the year of crankipuss. I am going to be Scroogette from day 1.

I vow to get more done. Hah! I am not going to do more. I'm lazy and winter makes me even more so. I'm not going to put in a garden this year. I'm not going to finish a novel this year and I'm sure as hell not going to ever find the perfect job.

I'm not going to win the lottery or fall into a pot of gold. I'm going to work at a shitty job with shitty hours and that's what 2012 looks like to me right now. See me again in the spring, when I will most likely have a better attitude.